Friday, March 27, 2009

~Friday Funnies ~ Saturday

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy , M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dummy!"

For more laughs, see Kim @ Homesteaders Heart

We are supposed to be going to the lake tomorow. I say supposed because we are also supposed to be getting a portion of this snowstorm. Mom sold the lake property and we are going to go down to finish loading/packing/cleaning tomorrow. Please pray for safe travels and also as we finish this chapter of our family's life.


Denise said...

You will be in my prayers sweetie, love you.

Grammy said...

That was a great joke! My prayers are with you. I hope you enjoy you time there.

The Real Me! said...

Oh that was to funny. Love it!
Have a great weekend my friend.

Tea With Tiffany said...

Too cute! :)

Have a great weekend!

Darlene said...

I am laughing so hard!!! This is funny!!
Have a Fabulous Day!

Under the Florida Sun said...

Too cute. Loved it!

Peggy said...

Oh, that was a good one. Thanks.

Tracy said...

Oh that was a keeper! = )

Hoping the weather cooperates and you are able to go to the lake. Praying for safety.

Love & prayers,

P.S. What a pretty background you chose!

Christina said...

I'm praying that your weekend is a safe one.

That was so funny, size 6, lol.

Krista said...

Very Cute! Praying for you this week! Have a blessed one.

Laurie Ann said...

How did it go? Oh, the funny was tooooo cute. Love it!

Sending you an email now about Jimmy.