Friday, January 23, 2009

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

Locked Car Door
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that her the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.
The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"

What do you think of this necklace and earrings. I made them earlier this week.
For more Friday Funnies, see Kim at Homesteaders Heart

Have a great weekend.!
Cheryl

14 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh that is such a funny joke!!! Thanks for sharing it. Oh and I love the earrings and necklace. Is that a giveaway? LOL. Just kidding!
Blessings
Kim

June said...

Cheryl, What a delightful post.
Instead of being afraid of this man
you saw the good and thanked God
for sending him to you.

I wrote a good story about a not
so doumb blond.

Chack me out.

June
In Times like these

Laurie Ann said...

Too funny! And beautiful jewelry! Great job!

Tracy said...

Those are great! I especially loved the car story. What a hoot!

The necklace and earrings are adorable! Nice work! (I had no idea you made jewelry!)

Susan said...

Cheryl!!!

I love these jokes, I'm going to copy them and send to some of my friends!!

I got your email, I'm going to reply later today!!

Love you♥

PS OH, the necklace, BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

Peggy said...

Blessings Cheryl...oh too funny!

both of these are such pure delight...still laughing...

love your handmade necklace & earrings

Debra said...

Cheryl Kay....

Too funny, my friend...too funny!
A professional! lol

Love the earrings and necklace, very nice!

Happy Friday!

Denise said...

You made me laugh, thanks. I love the necklace and earrings, great job.

Vicki said...

Thanks for the laughs. Both were hilarious. I love the jewelry.

He And Me + 3 said...

Those were so great! Too funny!
Happy Friday!

LAURIE said...

Those were great! and the necklace is really great.

Christina said...

I love the prisoner joke.

I love the earrings and necklace. They're beautiful. How did you ever learn to make these?

Sherry said...

LOL! TOo funny!

Beautiful earrings and necklace! :D

Under the Florida Sun said...

Love the Locked Car Door Story.. Sounds like something God would do!!

Love the necklace!! Great job!!