Thursday, January 29, 2009

~Friday Funnies~

The Lost Preacher
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns.

He arrived a half-hour late, the hearse was nowhere in sight, and the workmen were eating lunch.

The pastor went to the open grave and found the vault lid already in place. Taking out his book, he read the service.

As he was returning to his car, he overheard one of the workmen say: "Do you think we should tell him it's a septic tank?"

Ice Fishing
There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."

For more Friday Funnies, see Kim @ Homesteaders Heart

Have a great weekend!


Denise said...

Thanks for the laughs.

Deanna said...

too funny!

thanks for visiting me yesterday!
I'm so glad you stopped by.

I read your previous post about Jan. I saw her picture on your sidebar. She has a beutiful smile and wonderful support!


Homesteader in Training said...

Oh those were great! Too funny!
Have a great weekend.

Laurie Ann said...

Love them both. These were hilarious! Happy Friday!

SophieMae said...

LOL! The ice fishing one really cracked me up! Thanks for the laughs!

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

Kelly said...

Heheheh!! That is great!! Thanks for visiting!! You are welcome anytime!! Have a great weekend! Blessings!

Lois said...

I read this to my husband. He doesn't believe anyone is that dumb.
But he got a good chuckle out of it.

Debra said...

Oh Cheryl Kay....too funny! Happy Friday my friend!

Sherry said...

LOL! Too funny! Have a great weekend!

Susan said...

Oh these were so funny!!!

I got your message and still owe you an email.

I'm thrilled about the good news with Jan! (more on that later...)

Have a great weekend♥

Under the Florida Sun said...

LOL!! Those were so funny!

Melanie said...

Oh, my.. these are funny, Cheryl! Glad I stopped by this evening for a chuckle.

Have a great weekend!