Thursday, December 11, 2008

~Friday Funnies~

A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the his voice, he answered, "It's Adam's Suit!"
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mic, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mic cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered,"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

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Have a Fabulous Friday and weekend.


Lisa@BlessedwithGrace said...

I LOVE the "hushers" story the best. THese are so fun. I am glad I stopped by,tonight.

Leon Basin said...

I like:) hehe

Darlene said...

These are so funny! I love the one with the leaf...Adam's suit... this cracked me up!!
Thanks for making me laugh!!!

Have a wonderful weekend!!!

Laurie Ann said...

Too funny! Especially the hushers. Love it!

Debra said...


Too funny..."hushers"...ha! loved it!

Blessings to you today, sweet one!

Susan said...

Oh, these were hilarious. I loved the first one.

Hope you have a blessed weekend Cheryl!

Erica said...

Too cute! Kids always keep us grounded and laughing!

Denise said...

These made me smile, lol

Peggy said...

Very funny. Aren't kids amusing?

Homesteader in Training said...

I love the one about getting loose and hurting us lol. They were all funny. Thanks so much for the needed laugh.

Sherri Watt said...

I love your funny fridays!! What you post makes me laugh out loud!! Thank you!